After a long day of work…
Kanye West goes home to his Kanye Nest where he takes a Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. He’ll brush his teeth with his Kanye Crest. Then he gets dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. First he goes to church and gets Kanye Blessed. He listens to Taylor Swift’s new single without interrupting, which was quite a Kanye Test. He drives over to Kim’s house, where he’s a Kanye Guest, but he and Kim leave because of all the cameras, which are a Kanye Pest.
When I see people post about their political views online
On Facebook, I’m like:
On Tumblr, I’m like:
When I drink Pepsi, I feel like I could float to the f*cking sky. But Coke. Coke is classy. Like you could drink Coke at a bar mitzvah.